His Samsung Galaxy Mega stopped a bullet and saved his life. Which reminds me of this from 100 years ago involving a presidential assassination attempt. 

Is anyone still drinking soda regularly?

Clark the giant tortoise on a slow speed chase for freedom. 

Who is Peter Quill's father is a big question from the weekend?

This is some Men In Black siht. 

Wire actor involved in stabbing

Yay. Our weekly dose of the awesomeness of John Oliver.