They were quick, but cool. They appreciated that I'd lost my Philly accent.

Employee on employee crime. The dirty rock DJ, Pyke - who we'll call CRASH moving forward - on WIOT backed into my car. That's what $2458 worth of damage looks like. The whole door needs to be replaced.

This is Alberta from the LCCC. She's a playful, ball-loving, and social Corgi.