New food labels are coming! You're going to get shamed because you can't read what's in front of you now...tubby. 

We have a new (hotter?) Instagram ass for yoga pants

I'm on IG now. Is this my dog, Diddy, or Wolverine?

Wannabe 116? The secret is sleep

The incredible new Pope probably used the F word, in Italian. 

The selfie that broke Twitter is just a great headline

Vincent D'Onofrio is going to be the villain in the upcoming Jurassic World. The human one, not voicing a talking dinosaur. Dinosaurs don't talk. 

Ha. I need a million dollars. I bet it comes in black!

I have a messy desk. I am creative.