The White House has finally issued a response to the petition filed several months back (to date, with nearly 275K supporters) demanding that the American government deport the Biebs.

Their response?

...Sorry to disappoint, but we won’t be commenting on this one.

The We the People terms of participation state that, “to avoid the appearance of improper influence, the White House may decline to address certain procurement, law enforcement, adjudicatory, or similar matters properly within the jurisdiction of federal departments or agencies, federal courts, or state and local government in its response to a petition."

So we'll leave it to others to comment on Mr. Bieber’s case, but we’re glad you care about immigration issues. Because our current system is broken. Too many employers game the system by hiring undocumented workers, and 11 million people are living in the shadows...

So, in a nutshell: "How about no?"

Sorry Bieber haters.

You can still watch all the lost footage from his Miami deposition, see that one time I interviewed Bieber's mustache, and check out the best Justin Bieber interview ever.